morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

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COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

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Anonymous:
69

c;

put some numbers in my ask

  • 1: let's have sex

i don’t like following blogs with lots of boos and ass and sex in it

i really just don’t like seeing that kind of stuff ha